Sweetie Baby Anie Darling

Ahh MetArt. They seem to have an infinite supply of attractive young beauties who are all too willing to get their kit off in front of the camera. You know it really makes me wonder where my life went so wrong. Why am I sat here merely looking and writing about these beauties, rather than … Read more

Nicole Aniston’s Anniversary Lingerie

Go on. Admit it. Your wife no longer dresses up or does anything ‘special’ for your anniversary. Sorry bub, those days are over. So what’s the solution? I guess you could speak to her about it? Suggest she don something saucy and give you a treat? No? Well then. That leaves you (and me) just … Read more

Margo Moor in Ravishing Pink Lingerie

Holy fuck balls. And you thought Borat was the best thing to ever come out of Kazakhstan? Well if you can put aside any imagery of a mustachioed man in a mankini for just one moment, then hopefully that frees up space to fully internalise and appreciate the sublime slender silhouette of Margo Moor. Margo … Read more

Slutty Secretary Madison Morgan

VR porn. Have you tried it? Well, today’s update is from a VR shoot with 180 degree field of vision and 60fps. I gotta be honest, I haven’t tried it. I am sadly stuck in the 2d world – pictures only for me on this one. My concern with VR is simply being caught. Sat … Read more

School Slut Syren Sexton

Sure, it sounds sexy on the surface, but the surname Sexton means someone who looks after grave yards. That’s probably not the convivial imagery that young Syren was aiming to conjure up when you hear her name. However, I hazard at a guess that the average porn muncher has (or had, until now) no idea … Read more

MetArt’s Melena A

Slutty stockings shoot? Slutty stockings shoot. Today we have Melena A from MetArt, one of Russia’s less hostile exports. At the time of me writing this post, Melena A is ranking at #16 on the year’s babe scale at MetArt which is no mean feat. They have like 3950+ girls on their site, putting her … Read more

I’m Out with Lady Sonia

It’s been a while since another year of Dragon’s Den finished up, but I’ve been watching previous series I haven’t seen before over the iPlayer. There’s something so unusually arousing about a rich and powerful older lady – though I’ll leave it up to your furtive imaginations to figure out which Dragon I might be … Read more