Voluptuous Bride Lennox Luxe

Weddings have been off the cards for too long now, thanks to that fucking Covid 19. Fortunately the bad old days are seemingly behind us, and I don’t know about you but I’m invited to several weddings this summer. Lucky me. Being a massive pervert, of course, I can’t help but picture what the bride … Read more

Alexis (But Not From Texas)

For a good long while, Alexis Texas was my all time favourite porn star. You see I am a sucker for a big ass. And in her case, I would have sucked, licked, and pretty much anything else the pair of us perverted horn dogs could have imagined, as far as her bottom was concerned. … Read more

Man Alive, It’s Tommy King

Holy fucking tatty bojangles. Today we have Tommy King, who I have to admit, I was confused about as to whether that was the name of the guy in this shoot. But no. I mean, fuck me, just look at that bra and thong. Jesus Christ. My day is complete. And that’s before we get … Read more

Who is Hotter? Gia Derza or Aubree Valentine

Right then, straight up, who is who? Well, first up we have Aubree Valentine. And I must say I am loving both her short black leather skirt and that gorgeous thong waiting underneath. The hold up black thigh highs? Just the icing on the cake. Plus she’s not bad looking, is she? Yup, Aubree is … Read more

Melissa Moore & Riley Reid’s Lingerie Threesome

Riley Reid, she’s had more cocks than John Wayne’s pistol. But you still would, wouldn’t you? Perhaps it would turn you on even more knowing just how many more fucks she’s had so far this year than you’ve had in your entire life. Actually, that’s quite depressing. No more so because it’s almost certainly true. … Read more

Nicole Aniston’s Anniversary Lingerie

Go on. Admit it. Your wife no longer dresses up or does anything ‘special’ for your anniversary. Sorry bub, those days are over. So what’s the solution? I guess you could speak to her about it? Suggest she don something saucy and give you a treat? No? Well then. That leaves you (and me) just … Read more

School Slut Syren Sexton

Sure, it sounds sexy on the surface, but the surname Sexton means someone who looks after grave yards. That’s probably not the convivial imagery that young Syren was aiming to conjure up when you hear her name. However, I hazard at a guess that the average porn muncher has (or had, until now) no idea … Read more

Rachel Starr & Dillion Harper in The Submissive Stripper

What’s hotter than going to a stripper? A woman going to a stripper. Yes, that’s right. Now, I’ve never been to a strip club. Or had a lapdance or any of that good stuff that is probably a right of passage for men with chlamydia. But I can still appreciate. And what’s not to like … Read more

MetArt’s Melena A

Slutty stockings shoot? Slutty stockings shoot. Today we have Melena A from MetArt, one of Russia’s less hostile exports. At the time of me writing this post, Melena A is ranking at #16 on the year’s babe scale at MetArt which is no mean feat. They have like 3950+ girls on their site, putting her … Read more

Lauren Louise in Sheer Black Lingerie

Oi oi, it’s girls who are out of my league day. Wa.. Wait a minute. That’s pretty much every day here, isn’t it? You’re damn right. But if these girls didn’t want me to look, they wouldn’t have taken the time to pose for all manner of mucky photos and videos, now would they? No. … Read more