Madelyn Monroe’s MILF Massage

The truth of it is I am too young to remember Marilyn Monroe. She was gone twenty years before I was born. But by all accounts she was quite the lay, if her legacy is to be believed. One thing that always got me about Marilyn Monroe was she was considered quite plain, yet she … Read more

Sweetie Baby Anie Darling

Ahh MetArt. They seem to have an infinite supply of attractive young beauties who are all too willing to get their kit off in front of the camera. You know it really makes me wonder where my life went so wrong. Why am I sat here merely looking and writing about these beauties, rather than … Read more

Nicole Aniston’s Anniversary Lingerie

Go on. Admit it. Your wife no longer dresses up or does anything ‘special’ for your anniversary. Sorry bub, those days are over. So what’s the solution? I guess you could speak to her about it? Suggest she don something saucy and give you a treat? No? Well then. That leaves you (and me) just … Read more

Margo Moor in Ravishing Pink Lingerie

Holy fuck balls. And you thought Borat was the best thing to ever come out of Kazakhstan? Well if you can put aside any imagery of a mustachioed man in a mankini for just one moment, then hopefully that frees up space to fully internalise and appreciate the sublime slender silhouette of Margo Moor. Margo … Read more

Slutty Secretary Madison Morgan

VR porn. Have you tried it? Well, today’s update is from a VR shoot with 180 degree field of vision and 60fps. I gotta be honest, I haven’t tried it. I am sadly stuck in the 2d world – pictures only for me on this one. My concern with VR is simply being caught. Sat … Read more

Alexa Black in Slutty Pink Lingerie

Now then. I was in two minds as to whether to feature Alexa Black or not. Russians aren’t exactly flavour of the month. But I’m a sucker for a slut, and photographs don’t get much sluttier than these. In my humble opinion, of course. There’s just something so trashy about this outfit, and I fucking … Read more

School Slut Syren Sexton

Sure, it sounds sexy on the surface, but the surname Sexton means someone who looks after grave yards. That’s probably not the convivial imagery that young Syren was aiming to conjure up when you hear her name. However, I hazard at a guess that the average porn muncher has (or had, until now) no idea … Read more