A Christmas Gift from Alli Rae & Marry Lynn

There’s that whole thing about giving infinite monkeys an infinite amount of time, and sure enough they will produce the complete works of Shakespear. Well, give me an infinite amount of reincarnations, and I should – in theory at least – end up living in a world where this sort of thing would happen to … Read more

April Olsen in Slutty Pink

Nothing says cold and wet November quite like a tanned foreign beauty in her skimpy lilac lingerie. At least it doesn’t in my flat. This one is a proper belting little number, isn’t it? All kinds of slutty. And that’s before April Olsen gets anywhere near it. Once she’s wearing it, the sluttiness jumps another … Read more

Demi Dressed in Red

Festive season is almost upon us – heck, if you go to your local shopping centre you might be fooled into believing it’s been Christmas for the last two months. September the first, that’s when Christmas starts in retail. But we aren’t in retail, are we? Well, you may be. This may be your escapism … Read more

FTV Girls Jasmine in Strappy Red Lingerie

Holy fucking shitballs. Where do FTV find this lingerie? I must be shopping on the wrong sites. Well, I say shopping. I mean browsing. Or maybe even just perving. Whatever I’m doing I am yet to find anywhere selling these strappy little numbers. If you know where they come from, do let me know by … Read more

Carmen FTV in Lovely Floral Lingerie

Now then, what do we have here? Why it’s none other than demure brunette Carmen Rae from FTV Girls. Is this a slutty set? Well, I’m going by how sheer her lingerie is. If 0 is opaque, and 10 is transparent, we’re at a good 7 or 8 today. Cute and pretty flower pattern aside, … Read more