Dressed Like A Slut

Well, now, as far as crap porn plots go, this video has to take the cake. Or the cream, given the name of the scene is called Dani Jensen & Danny Mountain in Glamour Redhead’s Cream Fart. Honestly, the mind boggles. She doesn’t fart, though she does get filled with his ‘cream’… bluergh. Anyway, the … Read more

Sweet As Olivia Honey

Well, hello there, miss Olivia Honey. Giving all the vibes of the aristocracy, this is, I imagine, what happens when posh girls stop reading Tatler and start getting ready for their debutantes ball. I’m all about lingerie with cut out bits. Bras without cups, knickers without … well, what would we call these missing sections? … Read more

Peneloppe Ferre Loves Her Butt Plug

And so, might I add, do we. As all shall become clear below. So yes, today’s treat is the proper posh named Peneloppe Ferre. Thats Peneloppe with two p’s. No typo. I quite like that the lingerie is like her name – it’s trying to be posher than it is. Now, of course, for me … Read more