Schoolgirl Becky Dreams Of Summer Holidays

Is it time for the kids school summer holidays yet? Well, not yet for beautiful blonde Becky Roberts and her pals at St Mackenzies, the boarding school of our perverted fantasy dreams. Imagine you go to your high school reunion, and the girl you lusted after all those years ago had come dressed up as … Read more

Tart-in Socks

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Tina Kay today, with a little teaser of a shoot over at Brazzers. Tina wanted to spend her last night as a single lady going out with a bang! The blushing bride-to-be gathered her two best friends in a hotel room with all their sexy props to pre-game and make a little bachelorette video. Their … Read more

Man Alive, It’s Tommy King

Holy fucking tatty bojangles. Today we have Tommy King, who I have to admit, I was confused about as to whether that was the name of the guy in this shoot. But no. I mean, fuck me, just look at that bra and thong. Jesus Christ. My day is complete. And that’s before we get … Read more

Melissa Moore & Riley Reid’s Lingerie Threesome

Riley Reid, she’s had more cocks than John Wayne’s pistol. But you still would, wouldn’t you? Perhaps it would turn you on even more knowing just how many more fucks she’s had so far this year than you’ve had in your entire life. Actually, that’s quite depressing. No more so because it’s almost certainly true. … Read more

Sprouts Will Keep You Regular

I’m going to take a punt here and say that Fiona Sprouts must be using her real name. She must be. There’s just no other way that anyone would enter the adult industry and think, yes, I shall name myself after no ones favourite vegetable. Fiona Sprouts, an adorable porn newbie, wants to know what … Read more

Mama Mia it’s Lucia Maria

Right then, a question for you: What is the purpose of lingerie such as this, modelled so perfectly by Lucia Maria? The reason I ask is simply one of practicality. See, this lingerie is beautiful. Colourful, certainly. Making a statement? I’d say so. But for every day or even bedroom wearing? I’m really unsure. Bare … Read more

Nicole Aniston’s Anniversary Lingerie

Go on. Admit it. Your wife no longer dresses up or does anything ‘special’ for your anniversary. Sorry bub, those days are over. So what’s the solution? I guess you could speak to her about it? Suggest she don something saucy and give you a treat? No? Well then. That leaves you (and me) just … Read more