Month: May 2022
Sprouts Will Keep You Regular
I’m going to take a punt here and say that Fiona Sprouts must be using her real name. She must be. There’s just no other way that anyone would enter the adult industry and think, yes, I shall name myself after no ones favourite vegetable. Fiona Sprouts, an adorable porn newbie, wants to know what … Read more
Mama Mia it’s Lucia Maria
Right then, a question for you: What is the purpose of lingerie such as this, modelled so perfectly by Lucia Maria? The reason I ask is simply one of practicality. See, this lingerie is beautiful. Colourful, certainly. Making a statement? I’d say so. But for every day or even bedroom wearing? I’m really unsure. Bare … Read more
Hot Heel Appeal
Statement heels. Maybe it’s just because I’ve been locked in my bunker since 2019 that I haven’t seen enough of them in what seems like forever. Well, either that or the fact that I never venture out into the night any more. By which I mean for visiting clubs… not soliciting hookers. However, you could … Read more
Collared Harlot Lily Lou
Simple, yet effective. That’s how I’d describe this slutty ensemble modelled by oily brunette Lily Lou. I do quite like that thong, how it sits square on her full hips. And that matching low and revealing bra, barely holding itself together by a thread in the middle. And let’s not forget that collar. Black and … Read more
