A Christmas Gift from Alli Rae & Marry Lynn

There’s that whole thing about giving infinite monkeys an infinite amount of time, and sure enough they will produce the complete works of Shakespear. Well, give me an infinite amount of reincarnations, and I should – in theory at least – end up living in a world where this sort of thing would happen to … Read more

April Olsen in Slutty Pink

Nothing says cold and wet November quite like a tanned foreign beauty in her skimpy lilac lingerie. At least it doesn’t in my flat. This one is a proper belting little number, isn’t it? All kinds of slutty. And that’s before April Olsen gets anywhere near it. Once she’s wearing it, the sluttiness jumps another … Read more

Demi Dressed in Red

Festive season is almost upon us – heck, if you go to your local shopping centre you might be fooled into believing it’s been Christmas for the last two months. September the first, that’s when Christmas starts in retail. But we aren’t in retail, are we? Well, you may be. This may be your escapism … Read more

Francys Belle Fucked Hard in Lingerie

As a porn surfer I’m sure you’ve come across (if you’ll excuse the pun) plenty of starlets with odd spellings in their name. If you’re anything like me, you’ll have all the right intentions of remembering the dirty little slut’s name, only to forget it the next day when you’re feeling frisky again. With a, … Read more